I am the Wood
Cellarman for The Bruery. What is a “Wood Cellarman”, you ask?
Well, going beyond the fifth-grade level innuendo that is giggling
through your brain right about now, it means that I take care of The
Bruery’s barrel program. Essentially I cellar a lot of wood…There
ya go; you can get it all out of your damn system…
OK.
If you’re reading
this blog right now it probably means that you’re a fan of The
Bruery or that you have some insatiable and disturbing fetish
that I promise you, even on my best day I couldn’t satisfy…so
move along. However, if you fall into the first camp then you
probably already have an idea of what it is I do.
The Bruery currently
boasts one of the largest (I believe we’re in second place right
now behind Goose Island) barreled beer programs in the country. When
I interviewed for this job back in February we were sitting at 1300
barrels filled with another 200-300 waiting to be filled. When I
started this gig a month ago we were at 1700 filled with another 300
on the fill list. And in 3 weeks or so we’ll have a total of 2500
barrels in the warehouse with another 500 on the way by the end of
the year.
It reminds me of a
joke that Jerry Seinfeld once told about painting his apartment every
year and the room felt just a little bit smaller as a result.
(Except in my case the “paint” is barrels and I don’t have a TV
show that will inexplicably turn all my friends’ careers into road
kill.) Every day I walk into that enormous warehouse and it feels
just a little bit smaller.
In addition to
maintaining one of the largest barrel programs in the U.S., I believe
we also have one of the most complex programs as well. Between our
Bourbon Barrel program and our sour beer program we have nearly 20
different beers sitting in barrel. Within each beer there are often
multiple batch types, differing production methods, and barrel
selections. Some barrels we age for years and won’t make it into
this year’s blends while other barrels will. It’s as much a
science as it is a craft - Take that Stephen Hawking!
When I tell people
about my job, two questions usually come up: 1. Why would you want to
be a Wood Cellarman? And, 2. How did you get the job?
The answer to the
second question is that I interviewed with Patrick and Tyler months
ago and I imagine most likely they went out that night, drank a bit
too much Black Tuesday and one of them dared the other to hire me.
The answer to the
first question is a bit more involved.
Barrels have a long
history in beer and wine. Millennia have passed with very few
changes or advances in the art of coopering. Barrels are still
largely put together by hand with rudimentary tools, by skilled
craftsmen and artists whose very existence should be celebrated in
the form of a national holiday. (Even Beauty Queens get an entire
week in August and not a single one of them has come through on their
promises for bikini-clad world peace.)
Wood has an amazing impact on beer. It can impart a wide array of
flavors and aromas. It can alter the beer’s texture. It can act
as a home for microbes looking to get messed up on some beer sugars.
Or it can simply act as a container for the beer to slowly mature in.
No other material can have the same effects on beer and this is why
beer has been sloshing around in barrels for centuries now. It is
very much a part of the storied craft beer tradition and I’m very
fortunate to play a part in it.
My day to day is
rarely routine. Some days I’m racking the contents of puncheon
barrels into smaller sized wine barrels, or maybe adding some cocoa
nibs and vanilla bean to some bourbon barrels. Other days have me
receiving barrel shipments, taking samples, or performing
mini-blends. My mop has also become a close friend.
As a fan of The
Bruery you may have noticed that we are in the middle of a
substantial expansion process right now. As I mentioned above, our
barreled beer program is roughly doubling in size this year and it’s
not like it was the runt of the litter to begin with. Nearly half
our production goes through my warehouse at some point and in the
coming months I plan on sharing more about what we do here and about
barrels in general. So keep pouring glasses of Oude Tart, Sour in
the Rye, Anniversary, and Black Tuesday, because I promise you, we’ve
got more on the way. Until then, I swear to keep a watchful eye on
them for ya.
5 comments:
Very cool Matt! Thanks for sharing (and educating). Can't wait to hear more.
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Nice job, Matt. Making Corvallis, and OSU proud!
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Very nice to know this background. Is the Bruery planning to stay with barrels or will they move toward foeders?
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